Why Do Cats Knead? The Real Reason Your Cat Is Making Biscuits on You
It's not a massage. Well, it's a little bit a massage.

Cats knead because it's a leftover kitten habit: newborn kittens press their paws against their mother to get milk flowing, and many cats keep doing it as adults when they feel safe and content. Kneading may also spread their scent from glands in their paws, so when your cat makes biscuits on your lap, it might be saying "I'm happy, and also, this human is mine."
It starts in kittenhood
Kittens knead while nursing. Pushing against their mother's belly helps get the milk flowing, and it comes with warmth, food and safety, which is the best deal a tiny cat can get.
Many cats never drop the habit. As adults, they often knead when they feel the same way they did back then: cozy, relaxed and well looked after. If your cat kneads you, take it as a compliment. You're the mom now. Congratulations, and sorry about your sweater.
Your cat is also signing its name on you
Cats have scent glands in and between the pads of their paws. Many experts think every push leaves a little of that scent behind, marking a spot (or a person) as theirs. You can't smell it, but other cats probably can.
So that blanket your cat kneads every night? It's not just a blanket anymore. Legally speaking, in cat law, it's property.
Making the bed, wild-cat style
One popular theory is that kneading is left over from wild ancestors, who may have pressed down grass or leaves to make a soft, safe spot to rest or give birth. Your cat doesn't live in tall grass. It lives on your couch. The instinct didn't get the memo.
It feels good, too
Kneading probably feels good, too. It likely gives a cat's legs and paws a nice stretch, a bit like how you stretch after getting up. It's part of the warm-up routine before a long, demanding nap.
Why the drooling and purring?
Some cats purr, close their eyes or even drool while kneading. That's a sign they're very relaxed, possibly because the habit is tied to happy kitten memories. It's adorable. It's also damp.
What if the claws come out?
Kneading is normal, so don't punish your cat for it. If the claws are a problem, keep them trimmed, or put a thick blanket on your lap before the biscuit-making begins. Gently moving your cat to a soft spot works too. Just know you'll be judged.
If your cat suddenly starts kneading a lot more than usual, or seems stressed, it's worth mentioning to your vet.
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