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15 Halloween Costume Struggles Every Adult Understands

It's Oct. 30, and you still have no idea what you're going as.

By the Buzzuh Team

Dressing up for Halloween as an adult is fun, in theory. In reality, it's a lot of last-minute panic and safety pins. If you've ever thrown a costume together the night before, these will feel very familiar.

1.You have a brilliant idea on Nov. 1

Every year. Without fail. It's always perfect, and it's always a day late.

2.The "I'll make it myself" plan

You start with big dreams of a homemade costume and end with cardboard, hot glue burns and regret.

3.The cat ears backup plan

Black outfit, cat ears, eyeliner whiskers. You've been a cat for six years straight, and it works every time.

4.Store costumes in your size are gone

By the time you get there, it's a kid's dinosaur costume and a banana suit in a size nobody is.

5.Explaining your costume all night

"No, I'm a very specific character from a show you haven't seen." Eleven times.

6.Dressing for the weather

Your costume was designed for a 75-degree night. It's 38 degrees and windy.

7.Where do your keys go?

No costume in history has had pockets, and you'll be carrying your phone in your hand all night.

8.The group costume group chat

It starts with a fun idea and ends with three people dropping out and someone still showing up as Waldo.

9.Face paint that won't come off

You'll be faintly green at work on Monday. Everyone will notice.

10.The wig itch

It looked great for twenty minutes. Then it became a hot, itchy helmet.

11.Running into someone in the same costume

It's either an instant best friend or an awkward standoff. No in-between.

12.Trying to sit down in a big costume

Inflatable costumes and chairs were never meant to meet.

13.Buying candy early "for the trick-or-treaters"

You buy it on Oct. 1. You're buying more on Oct. 30. We both know why.

14.The office costume contest

Half the office dresses up, and the other half wears an orange shirt and calls it a costume.

15.And yet, you'll do it all again next year

Because dressing up is still the most fun night of the fall. Start planning now. You won't, but you should.

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