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Two hunters pull up to ask a farmer for permission to hunt on his land

Two hunters pull up to a house to ask a farmer for permission to hunt his land.

When they pull up, one of the hunters walks up to the house and talks to the farmer.

After the hunter asks the question, the farmer says, “I don’t mind at all, but I have a favor to ask of you”

“What do you need?” inquires the hunter.

“You see that old bull over in the pasture?”, the farmer says, “Well he’s an ornery sumbitch and he’s beyond breeding age and I’ve been meaning to put him down, but I just don’t have the heart to do it.  So I’ll tell you what; you take care of him on your way out and you can hunt on my land for as long as I live.”

The hunter agrees, and walks back to the truck , but decides on the way to play a little trick on his friend.

As he opens the truck door he says with a growl, “That no good old bastard said no, and on top of that he cussed me out for asking”.

“Well that sucks…” says his friend.

“No! You know what? I’m gonna show him!” He says taking up his rifle.

His friend looks over at him with a shocked and questioning expression.

“I’m gonna shoot one of his cows!  That’ll show him”, he says and raised his rifle with a grin.  He sights in the bull and as he pulls the trigger he hears a second report seconds after his own.  He quickly looks over to his friend who is also shouldering a rifle.

His friend shouts “I got one too! Let’s get the hell out of here!”

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