Funny Joke: What do you call a fly who keeps making excuses?

What do you call a fly who keeps making excuses?

A caterpillar goes into a bar and drinks so much that it passes out. When it wakes up, it’s no longer in the bar – but high in the sky. It looks around in confusion and asks, “What am I doing up here?”

The answer from the wind: “A butterfly!”

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