This might be the last chance I have to tell this joke for a while; So a man and his dog walk into a bar to watch the Packers/Bears game… [Long]
A man walks into a bar with his dog to watch a football game between the Green Bay Packers and the Chicago Bears. They both settle in for an exciting game, with the dog sitting on a stool next to the man.
As the game starts, Green Bay kicks a field goal to take the lead, and the dog jumps off his stool and barks happily, running in a tight circle. When Chicago scores a touchdown and takes the lead, the dog growls at the TV and grabs some coasters, shaking them angrily.
The bartender is concerned about the mess but decides to let it slide since everyone is enjoying the dog’s reactions. Throughout the game, the dog continues to show excitement or frustration based on which team scores.
The entire bar takes notice of the dog, eagerly anticipating its response to the game. Finally, with only 4 seconds left on the clock, Green Bay kicks a last-second field goal to secure a thrilling victory.
In a grand celebration, the dog jumps on the bar, gives everyone a lick and a high paw, does a backflip, and barks as it runs out of the bar. The crowd cheers wildly, amazed by the dog’s incredible display.
Curious, the bartender asks the man, “That was amazing! But what does your dog do when the Bears beat the Packers?”
The man simply shrugs and replies, “I don’t know, man, the dog’s only 5 years old.”
