Funny Joke: This is an old one. RIP Pillsbury Doughboy

This is an old one. RIP Pillsbury Doughboy

It is with a heavy heart that I must share the following somber news:

Let’s take a moment to honor a beloved figure from the world of showbiz.

Yesterday, the cherished Pillsbury Doughboy succumbed to a severe yeast infection and injuries from endless belly pokes.

He reached the age of 71.

The Doughboy was laid to rest in a softly buttered casket.

Numerous celebrities were present to bid him farewell, among them Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

His final resting place was adorned with an abundance of flours.

Aunt Jemima gave a touching oration, fondly recalling Doughboy as one who likely never recognized his full potential.

The Doughboy quickly ascended the ladder of fame, but his later years were marred by numerous career reversals. Despite not always being the brightest biscuit, unfortunately squandering much of his fortune on half-baked ventures.

Despite sometimes seeming a bit scattered, in his advanced years, he was still viewed as a source of inspiration to many.

Doughboy leaves behind his wife, Play Dough, and their two kids, John Dough and Jane Dough, as well as their bun in the oven.

His elderly father, Pop Tart, also survives him.

His memorial service was promptly held at 3:50 and lasted a brief 20 minutes.

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