There once was this guy who was going on a date to the movies with a beautiful girl. Before he went, he made the mistake of eating a jumbo can of beans.
Shortly after picking her up, he was struck by an urgent need to pass gas but thought it best to wait until they arrived at the cinema. Once there, he offered to buy her popcorn and a soda, to which she happily agreed. Taking the opportunity, he headed for the men’s room, but finding a lengthy queue, he instead retrieved their snacks and returned to the screening.
The movie ended without a chance for relief, and facing another sizable restroom line, he decided to hold off until he could safely drop her off at home. However, upon arriving, she excitedly invited him inside to meet her visiting grandparents. Despite the pressure mounting within, he agreed.
As they sat at the dinner table, it became unbearable and he attempted to silently release the gas in small increments. He deftly attempted to direct suspicion towards the family dog, Duke, hoping for a canine scapegoat. After the first stealthy release, her father sharply called out “Duke!” and then resumed his seat. Encouraged by the family’s misattribution, he grew bolder, unleashing a few more audible emissions.
Each time, her father would sternly call “Duke!” but remained seated. Emboldened, he decided to liberate the full force of his pent-up flatulence with a thunderous outburst that reverberated throughout the room. At this, her father stood up once more and urgently commanded, “Duke, get away from him before he craps all over you!”