The Indian With One Testicle
Once there was a warrior with a peculiar nickname, “Singlenut,” due to his unique physical trait. He despised the moniker and pleaded with people to avoid using it. Eventually, after tolerating mockery for far too long, Singlenut erupted, declaring, “Call me ‘Singlenut’ once more, and it will be the last thing you do!” This threat spread like wildfire, and the name-calling ceased.
Time passed, and a forgetful woman named Azure Finch innocently greeted him, “Morning, Singlenut.” In response, he whisked her away to the wilderness, where they engaged in passionate romance continuously for two whole days, until Azure Finch succumbed to fatigue.
From this, the lesson was learned that the threat was real. Time marched on, and nobody made the mistake of using his despised nickname until Golden Canary, a relative of Azure Finch, reappeared in town after a long absence. Overjoyed upon seeing Singlenut, she embraced him, exclaiming, “It’s so good to see you, Singlenut!”
In a repeat of history, Singlenut took her to the forest, lavishing her with affection day and night, round the clock, yet Golden Canary did not perish.
Pondering on why? Take a guess. Think it over. Here’s the chuckle-worthy revelation:
As everyone knows… You cannot eliminate Two Canaries with a single Singlenut!