Funny Joke: Ice Fishing:

Ice Fishing:

Once a fair-haired woman decided to take up the winter hobby of ice fishing. She acquired all the necessary equipment and ventured to a familiar frozen area in hopes of a big catch. Settling on the ice with her gear, she began sawing a round opening as she had learned online. Just then, a celestial voice boomed, “NO FISH LIE BENEATH THE ICE.”

The woman was taken aback. She scanned her surroundings, but was alone. Intrepidly, she shifted across the ice, established a new base, enjoyed some warm cocoa, and commenced a new hole. Once more, the voice echoed, “NO FISH LIE BENEATH THE ICE.”

Now unnerved and somewhat irritated, she trekked to the ice’s remote edge, arranged her fishing arsenal, sat down, and started yet another hole. The voice thundered immediately, even more emphatically, “NO FISH LIE BENEATH THE ICE!”

Startled, she leaped up and called out, “ARE YOU UP THERE, GOD?”

The reply came, “NO, I’M THE DIRECTOR OF THE ICE SKATING FACILITY. SERIOUSLY, THERE ARE NO FISH BENEATH THE ICE!”

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