St. Peter conducts a census in heaven and realizes someone is missing.
So he goes to the computer and realizes that an engineer accidentally ended up in hell.
He get’s on the phone to the Devil.
St. Peter: “So, Devil, we have an issue with this engineering girl Samantha. She is supposed to be with us. Can you send her up?”
Devil: “Sam? No way. Not going to.
“Since she has been down here she’s fixed the aircons, the plumbing and basically everything that was wrong with hell.”
“We are living in paradise down here thanks to Samantha. And at the fraction of the cost.”
“Would you believe she found a way to power everything using thermodynamics? No way am I sending her up to you!”
St. Peter: “Well this is highly irregular. You leave me no choice. I will have to sue.”
Devil (laughing diabolically):
“Sue? Where do you suppose you’ll find a lawyer?”